“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.”~Earl Wilson
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?"
~Scott Adams
“If you need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.”~Audrey Hepburn
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
~Albert Einstein
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
~Albert Einstein
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." ~Lana Turner
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